Who ate all the ice cream,
Oh crap that must be me,
But it's so soft and creamy,
As it rolls around your tongue,
Before I even noticed the entire tub was done.
I'm sure I should feel guilty,
As it trickles down my chin,
But the taste is so delicious,
Is this really such a sin.
There's nothing quite so lovely,
As you tease it from the spoon,
It's such a bloody shame,
The tub's all gone too soon.
The size it is for sharing,
I beg to disagree,
The only way your getting some,
Is to lick it off of me!
Oh crap that must be me,
But it's so soft and creamy,
As it rolls around your tongue,
Before I even noticed the entire tub was done.
I'm sure I should feel guilty,
As it trickles down my chin,
But the taste is so delicious,
Is this really such a sin.
There's nothing quite so lovely,
As you tease it from the spoon,
It's such a bloody shame,
The tub's all gone too soon.
The size it is for sharing,
I beg to disagree,
The only way your getting some,
Is to lick it off of me!